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鳥之將死，其鳴也哀

2008-11-23 17:45:05| 分类：大學生活 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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2008年11月23日 17:07:28

上回講到小胖急智淤番主席，幫自己攞番彩。其實小胖有陣時都會胡天胡帝、滾紅滾綠，講得唔好聽，直呈靠害。

話說有日，我心情幾靚，於是乎請主席哋食糖，重托主席大腳。主席就話：“啊，你條友今日講嘢咁啱聽嘅？”

我都未曾開聲，死鬼小胖就喺埋一便諦咗我一句：“人之將死，其言也善……”

我當場口啞啞……

好你個小胖，真系“生草藥——噏得就噏”！睇下我幾時窒番你先得！

PS. 讀到“小胖”時，請自動轉用國語讀出其名字，更有韻味。

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